I want to spend time with you, not role play your domination of the globe. Your affinity for strategy board games makes it impossible to just hang.
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Learn that the staff and patrons don’t care about a kitchen fire. When the alarm sounds, just scream, “White rice, please!”
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The Oscars are coming up, which means that everyone is preparing for an Oscar party. An event that’s not quite a party, and not quite a forced office holiday party. Still, you want to find out what movies you should have saw instead of that ‘XXX’ sequel nobody wanted. Now, you could just sit and […]