Loud chewers are the bane of everyone’s existence. They come up in the scene slopping around their grub. Their chompers just chomping viciously with jaw agape. How do these humans evolve to this state? Are there certain things that cause them to engage in this behavior? We pretend to know the answers and pontiff the causes behind loud chewing.
Full Belly Laughs Podcast Episode 158 Show Notes
LeMaire Lee makes an appearance in Philly to record with Brian Durkin. They chat about LeMaire’s NYC situation, and then move into the main discussion: loud chewing. LeMaire sheds some light on why it’s such a deep pet peeve for him. He also explains what will cause loud chewing. While highlighting the causes, the gang points out ways you can prevent loud chewing. That includes checking yourself before you wreck yourself, as well as how to approach others who chew too loud. After the discussion the boys play some Punderdome and Super Fight.
Loud Chewing: The Audible Killer
There is nothing quite like a savage soup slurper. Someone just gnawing into meat and chopping now on it, mouth wide open, it’s unparalleled. You don’t want to be this person. So the key is to identify foods that can make too much noise. Soup is a classic example, but even chips in the mouths of some people are problematic. The best recipe for success is to just do some mental check-ins. Think to yourself: “Hey, am I chewing like a stone-cold savage right now?” If you care about what other people think, you will adjust your chewing. If you don’t care, then kudos to you. We command your bravery and ability to not let people dictate your actions. You are a strong and independent person.