Who was there for you at that first house party? Beer. Who was there for you when your partner left you? Beer. Who got you that job? Your friend because he worked there already, but you met that friend at the bar drinking beers.
It's like yesterday's holiday plus a holiday we already celebrated. Introducing Caramel Popcorn Day. It's a day were we remember that weird holiday popcorn tin, and also ask ourselves, "Why do this now right next to Caramel Day?"
"Nerds rule, and jocks drool", says every geek and freak who's nerdy as hell. And people would make fun of them, until they realized you need science to make caramel. It's a whole process that they can explain, and we'll let them.
They are crunchy. They are sweet. They are a vegetable? Yes, this is not an amazing candy; it's a a carrot. People love them. The people that don't love them think they are too crunchy and too sweet. Those people are called spouses.
Are you going to style your hairdo with this dessert? When you want a slice, do you go big game hunting for chocolate mousse? Lulz abound on this glorious celebration of chocolate mouse and dad jokes. We just can't help ourselves.