Gingerbread people are born, then they die, and they are born again. Well not like a phoenix. They have kids before humans eat the adults, but sometimes humans eat the gingerbread kids too. Actually all the time. It's weird.
The most famous of all condiments, ketchup holds a special place in our hearts. It occupies that place because of sugar. Ketchup is essentially a sugar paste flavored as tomato. Like a gummy bear that faintly tastes like orange.
Cheese is one of the most beloved foods of all time, and for good reason. It transmutes good dishes into unforgettable cuisines. Very few foods have that power. Cheese is so dominate, it courses through the veins of all dads.
Let's boil some babies! Oh wait, that's not appetizing? What if I told you it was an embryo, a potential chicken if you will. And don't worry; a roaster didn't add his sauce. Sounds so tasty, right? Funny how pro-lifers love it? Hmmmm.
On this day we honor a great way to prepare a bird, and we ain't talking about getting ready for a porno. We're talking about rotating a chicken in a hot box, aka rotisserie chicken. Also we honor the bravery of a special restaurant.