Everyone loves a nice greaseball of a meal. It's just too greedy tasting. No one can save no to a delicious slop troth style burger. Especially if it comes with fries that break down a paper bag with heavy grease.
It's a super weird meat, with curious origins similar to the hot dog. Many kids eat it, but few look forward to it. The opposite is true with the Bologna region of Italy. Many look forward to it, and no one has eaten the region up.
Today is an important moment for Bostonians. It's the day that they pork the way White Jesus intended: to make more Christians. It's Boston Cream Pie Day, and it's time to procreate (or just enjoy a cake, that's fine too).
There are so many types of nuts to celebrate: almonds, walnuts, crazy people, cashews, orgasms, etc. etc. The list is seemingly endless. You would go for the triple crown of nut celebrations, but that might be too much to handle.
We all know and love pumpkin pie. It's a classic. But sometimes we want something a bit more extra. Something that is tang forward. That something is pumpkin cheesecake. It makes all of our desires come true.